Lelo Siri Review

Siri by LELO is just a beautiful little toy gem.  It fits in my hand’s palm, the buttons are precisely where I’d like them to be and it’s so simple to use. If you choose to use Siri on your clit or labia. I’m a large clit vibes fan, so it works fine for me. Siri is made of silicone and ABS plastic.  The Siri is measuring in at less than 4 inches long, nearly 2 inches broad and weighing less than 12 ounces.  One would think it wouldn’t have much in terms of fulfilling energy because this is such a light lube. Where Siri is concerned, that thought turns out to be so wrong.

The Review

You need to charge it for a complete two hours when you first bring your lube out of its box. You’ll know when the LED lights stop flashing and emit a steady glow, charging is done.  The Siri has four buttons; one plus, one minus, one arrow up and one arrow down. You can lock the Siri so you can travel with it. For several seconds, you merely need to hold down the plus and minus buttons until the lights disappear. Do the same to unlock it until the lights shine. You have to press the plus sign to turn it on. Keep the plus sign down to boost the authority. Press the minus button if you want to reduce the energy. If you press and hold it, this also turns off Siri. Pressing the plus sign will take you through the various stages.

Lelo Siri

Lelo Siri – pink

Even at its greatest point, Siri is very quiet. You can’t listen to it at all through a closed door. I used this to watch my husband’s TV and he didn’t even notice it a bit. Use with the Siri only water-based lubricants and do not bring them in water. I discovered it easier to clean it with toy wipes.


  • rechargeable
  • quiet
  • multiple speeds
  • lockable buttons
  • powerful
  • easy to hold and use
  • small and discreet


  • not waterproof

I wasn’t amazed at all to appreciate so much this toy. With the last few LELO toys I’ve had so much success that I’ve attempted. I’m really impressed with this toy’s layout and energy. This is a toy of 5 stars!

Thanks to Babeland for giving the Siri an honest evaluation in return.

If you want something with more power check out my Hitachi Magic Wand Review.

Hitachi Magic Wand Review

The Hitachi Magic Wand is a vibrating muscle massager long commanded by many in search of higher orgasmic satisfaction. I often wondered what the large deal was, I mean seriously; it’s huge, everybody’s saying it’s really noisy, it’s only 2 speeds, and I might have forgotten to say it’s um… huge! The generous people at Babeland offered for me to review.

Well, frankly now I can see about all the fuss. Let me inform you the specifics of this specific piece of machinery (because seriously IT IS NOT A TOY… it’s too great to be called a toy) and then we’ll get why everyone should have it in their toy box.

Magic Wand Review

A vibrating wand massager is the Hitachi Magic Wand. Since the seventies, it has been around and appears to be a staple in the adult film industry. It operates electrically and can only be used with energy sources 110-120v. The Hitachi is 12 inches long and the diameter of the head is 2 1/2′′. It comes with a 6-foot-long cord. Look at it this way, you could always carry it in your car and use it for a weapon if someone tries to rob you if it doesn’t work for you sexually or is not relaxing to your muscles. Weighing in at 1.2 pounds and having nearly enough cord to use it like a lasso, if you swing it at their head a few times, it will definitely offer somebody a break.

Hitachi Magic Wand

Hitachi Magic Wand

Okay, on to the reasons why one of these poor guys should have everyone. You can use it as a muscle massager or as a clit massager, either way when you’re done you’ll be lovely and relaxed. To hold on to it is sturdy and simple. I really felt like wands weren’t for me after using another wand massager that I won’t name (let’s call it the Wannabe Hitachi). It was clunky, and my contours just didn’t fit well. The first wand massager was nearly enough to switch me off for good, but I see it’s the one I should have received in the start after attempting the Hitachi.

The Hitachi is produced of vinyl and tough plastic, which are very secure, simple to wash products. Some soap and water are all you need, or your toy cleaner. You’re going to do it in a snap. The box that this enters is quite discreet, but let’s face it, there are very few people who don’t know for what a Hitachi wand is being used.


  • Electric-makes it worth it just so you don’t have to buy tons of batteries
  • Flexible
  • Powerful
  • Easy to clean
  • I found it wasn’t too loud for me-you can hear it in my room, but since I’m using music to cover most of my toys anyway, it wasn’t something I could hear through my locked door


  • Only to be used in the U.S.
  • Should only be used for less than 30 minutes at a time ( let’s face it, if it takes you more than 30 minutes to get off with a Hitachi, you have a “Clit of Steel” and nothing is going to work for you)
  • not waterproof ( BECAUSE IT’S ELECTRIC!!!)
  • only 2 speeds ( low which is really- Phasers set on stun and high- which I have no clue what something this high would be called other than OMG OMG, I am a puddle of goo now..)

I gave you advantages and disadvantages on this item, but the disadvantages aren’t necessarily bad for me, as most of them don’t really hamper me. I live in the United States, it took me about 10 minutes to get off with this, I play better in bed and I barely even used it on high (lower was fine for me and probably stronger than high on many of my toys). For the individual who thought up this specific toy, there is certainly a unique place.

Five out of five stars!

If you want something with less power check out the Lelo Siri.

Review: Rainbow Nubby Wand

I have loved glass – SERIOUSLY! I understand that I was so afraid when I first heard about glass toys. I mean, what if when I was using them, they broke? Thing is, they’re not going to! To break one of these poor guys, you would have to be in some heavy shit! I mean, I dropped them on the ground, put them on the rails of the bed and smashed them to the table without breaking them. Not that I believe you’re supposed to do anything like that, take care of your toys, put them back when you’re finished playing with them…. remember all the crap your mom told you when you were little?

Glass toys are as stubborn as hell, making some prodding really fun! The Hand-Blown Inked Glass Probe is my favorite right now! It’s a multi-purpose tool that makes you feel so great! This dildo’s head is good for vaginal use and has a good angle so you can get straight to your G-Spot! The other hand has balls on it, making an anal toy AMAZING!

Glass is also a good material for dildos as they begin cool, then warm up to the temperature of your body. You can run it warmly under hot water as well, both are amazing fucking sensations!

I discovered the Rainbow Nubby Wand hurts somehow when I fuck it from the front, but the anal stimulation I get from this toy is out of the country!

Another nice thing about glass is that you can use whatever type of lube you want. You should not use a silicone-based lube if you use a silicone dildo. However, if I have to use a water based lube, my favourite lube is based on silicone, so I actually weep a little bit. Okay, that’s a lie, I’m going to use it anyway, but I really prefer something else to Wet Platinum Bodyglideover!

And, I think their price is the best thing about glass! Sure, you’ll find some awkwardly scandalous prices, but you’ll also find a lot at less than $25! Don’t you want to spend so much? Yeah, I’m not responsible for you! That’s why I offer you a 15% off code to use! Make sure to use code when checking out: TX5 and save 15 percent on your entire order!

Review: MiMi Vibrator

First of all, I must say that when I first joined Eden Fantasys, whoever it was that directed me to the MiMi, THANK YOU! MiMi is a great toy in your collection to have. I always come back to her, no matter how many toys I have added to my stash. She is unobtrusive, strong and has various speeds. I purchased MiMi, which looks like centuries ago, but I understand it was either the very end of last year or this year’s first few months. Who knows about it? MiMi is like one of those old friends who’s asking you how you feel, and even though you’re saying fine, they know you’re not, the friend you’re so comfortable around them. With MiMi, I’m so comfortable, she’s my go – to gal. I loved generation 1 of MiMi and generation 2 of MiMi.

I’ve got a 2 MiMi generation because my 1 MiMi generation had a flaw, there was a small silicone bubble. I honestly don’t remember why they said this occurred to some of the ancient MiMis, but I know JeJoue said if it occurred to yours and it was within the warranty span to get in touch with them and replace it for you. The only thing I had to do was give my receipt a copy and MiMi 2 came to stay a week later. Best service to customers EVER!

MiMi is a discreet, hypoallergenic, latex-free, non-porous, and phthalate-free vibrator coated in silicone. She can be recharged. After about 2 hours, it’s fully charged, but you’ll know when it’s done, because it has a little red light that blinks until it’s fully charged. Usually I just attach the charger (it’s magnetically attached to the MiMi) and do anything I need to do for a few hours. My girl is ready for me to get down to business when I’m done and need some relaxation.

Generation 1 of MiMi had two buttons, one plus (+) and one minus-).  The plus would take you to the highest steady vibration through the first five levels that are basically the lowest steady vibration. If you keep pushing the plus button after stage 5, you migrate to the pulsating stages. MiMi Generation 2 has the (+) and-) (but also a center button that looks like this(~) All the pulsing rates differ based on the intensity behind them, so I tend to remain on the higher end of the energy. The Gen 2 MiMi is similar to levels 1-5 on the Gen 1 MiMi when using the plus button. Using the(~) button on the MiMi Gen 2 is like being on the Gen 1 MiMi level 6-10.

Pulsating level 6 – vroomvroomvroom, continuous

Pulsating level 7 –  sounds like a purr to me vroooom (1-2 seconds), continuous

Pulsating level 8 – vroom vroom vroom ( with maybe a 1 sec interval), continuous

Pulsating level 9 – constant buzzbuzzbuzz

Pulsating level 10 – buzz buzz buzz. continuous

You should only use water based lube with MiMi. She can be cleaned with toy cleaner, wipes or soap and water.


  • quiet
  • discreet
  • powerful
  • rechargeable
  •  waterproof
  • multiple levels


  • lint magnet
  • may not be pinpoint enough for some
  •  button can be hard to push for some

Length: 3 1/4″

Circumference: 5″

Diameter: 2″

Width: 2″

The set includes:

  • MiMi vibrator
  • US charger
  • Instruction booklet
  • Gift box

Comes in 4 colors: lilac, purple, black and rose MiMi is one of my favorite toys in my toy box. It is certainly a toy I would suggest to those who appreciate the stimulation of the clitoral.

Review: Insignia Oden with SenseMotion by LELO

With Babeland’s SenseMotion technology, I was able to request the Insignia Oden and I waited patiently (or patiently tried to wait) for it to arrive. It was very interesting for me to get the Oden in the mail, I never owned a luxury toy before and I was very eager to try it out as quickly as I was able to pry it out. LELO’s Isignia Oden is lovely in one word. It comes beautifully packed with images of the Oden on it in a glossy black cardboard box. It also writes on 2 sides with wording that I assume I’m telling the package’s contents. I assume that none of the texts on these two sides are in English. There was another sturdier box inside the cardboard box that was completely black with only the word LELO printed in the very center of the lid on top. It seemed to be lovingly placed inside it in a black box that would function well for future storage. The box contained in the design of the LELO signature on the top layer, the Oden, the remote, and a small pin. Next to where the Oden rested is a piece of black cardboard that you could lift to find a second layer inside this package. I discovered the plug for charging the Oden in this layer, a plastic key for unlocking the remote, a tiny silky LELO bag for holding my new toy, a personal LELO moisturizer package and several tiny booklets. There was a tiny do & do not list that made recommendations such as-


  • Apply cleaning solution directly to the silicone
  • Charge unit monthly
  • Ensure that interface is locked between uses

Do Not

  • Do not clean with scouring materials or silicone or alcohol based solutions
  • Do not store in direct sunlight
  • Do not use when plugged in or charging
  • Do not boil any component
  • Do not overextend flexible portions of Tiani and Oden
  • Do not use items such as coins or screwdrivers to open controller

Your warranty documentation is the second educational item in the box that comes in English, Dutch, French, Spanish and Italian. Products from LELO come with a1-year guarantee and a 10-year guarantee of quality. The1-year warranty covers work pieces affecting the function of the object of pleasure. Keep in mind that you need your receipt and demonstrate that the deficiency occurred within the warranty period to use this warranty. The 10-year warranty is a continuation if the1-year warranty allowing holders of a LELO item that fails after the warranty expires to buy a substitute at 50 percent off the cost mentioned. Customercare@lelo.com can take care of both of these.

The 3rd educational guide for their SenseMotion products is a LELO Isignia handbook. This guide is also available in a number of languages. It teaches the user how to remove the batteries, how to use the remote, how to use each toy and how to charge your toy. Before it can be used, each SenseMotion toy may involve charging.

The first thing you ought to do is pay your Oden. By turning your fingers on the shiny gold portion of the toy and twisting counterclockwise until it breaks, the bottom half of the Oden can be unscrewed. Then you’ll see the place where you can insert your cord to charge the toy. When it’s plugged into the toy and a light flashes on the wall until it charges the toy. Once your toy has been charged, unplug the cord and reconnect your toy by screwing the end piece clockwise until it is fully screwed in.

The Oden has four components you need to know about. The point of enjoyment is at Oden’s tip.  The on / seek button is situated on the top side in the center of the toy. There is the base attachment to show the DC port that you unscrew. The final part is the Oden’s flexible wearable portion.

You must first set up a wireless link from the Oden to the remote to use the Oden with the remote. To switch it on, press the plus(+) sign on the button. To activate your toy and start its search mode, click the turn on / seek button for 1 second. It could bring the Oden to find the remote for up to 10 seconds. When the remote is located, it will flash continuously every 2 seconds to show that the wireless controller is operating and getting a signal. There are two methods on the remote. Mode 1 is active when holding the remote flat in your hand palm. This causes a small vibration that both on the ground and on the Oden can be felt. Tilting will alter the intensity of the vibration. Holding it flat places the vibration at an intensity of 10% and turning the remote at an angle of approximately 45-90 degrees shifts the intensity to 100%. By clicking the center button, which looks like an eye, the second mode is accessible. Press the same button you use to turn it on and hold it for 2-4 seconds to turn the Oden off. If not in use, LELO advises locking the remote. Press the minus-) (sign to turn the button off until all vibrations are stopped. Hold the plus and minus sign for about 4 seconds to lock it. This guarantees that if you are not prepared to use it, the remote will not turn on.

Whew, I need a little nap after going through the handbook. I wasn’t really in the mood to use it after its adequate use, but at a later date I was keen to use it. I took the Oden out of his box a few days later and was ready to have some fun with the husband. I used only another Type 1 toy when I used PicoBong’s Koa. What is truly happening is a LELO business. One of my complaints with the Koa was that they were unable to use it as a cock ring for their planned purpose. I didn’t have the Oden issue. It fit very comfortably around my husband and during using the Oden we had several pleasant encounters.

I admit I prefer the second mode on the Oden after attempting the Oden. It was very pleasant to use and although it didn’t have the authority I prefer, it was a excellent complement to our fun moment since we used it as a cock ring.  I would recommend adding a vibrator or dildo if you wanted to use this toy solo because it wasn’t as pleasant when using the Oden alone. I would use several points on a scale 1-5 to get my general score of satisfaction.

5 of 5 stars for the design and texture

3 of 5 stars for the power ( mainly the second mode)

5 of 5 stars because of the warranty/guarantee

5 of 5 stars for compatibility

Overall, I was very pleased with the item as well as how safe I feel when buying future LELO products. I offer 4 out of 5 stars to the LELO Insignia Oden and that lost star is primarily because I prefer more authority in my toys. I’d gladly shell out the cash for a toy of this caliber because of the other characteristics, even with the reduced energy. LELO is a business I’m going to keep looking for creative products. I’m so pleased with my Oden. It was cleaned very easily. The Oden is made of silicone and plastic, making cleaning very simple. To clean the Oden, I used hot water and soap. I didn’t use a lube but make sure it’s a water-based lubricant if you want to use one.

Review: Honi Vibe by PicoBong

I got a review of the Honi Vibe from our Babeland partners. At first, I was kind of worried because it’s just a little bullet. Honestly, I didn’t have very nice bullet luck. I’ve got a steel iron clit and I haven’t discovered many bullets with enough energy for me. Unfortunately, this atmosphere falls short for me in need of such elevated intensity. This has some great patterns and for new users it’s quite high intensity, but for us who need more, this lacks me. This toy is teal and color and I wouldn’t say it’s waterproof. I did a test to find out if things could get into the lid and body groove and I discovered it was happening. The Honi Vibe had a film that had collected in this ridge when the lid was removed. So, unless this room is correctly cleaned, it can cause many issues with increasing bacteria. The other issue resides in this toy’s wording. With a easy cleaning, the little grooves were not washed very well. I used a toy cleaner q-tip to make sure these grooves were cleaned out completely.

The Honi Vibe, including the string, is 6 inches long. The string itself is length of 2 13/16 inches. The toy’s body is 3 1/16 “long. At the skinniest stage, the diameter of this toy is 1/4 inch and 1 1/16 at the thickest stage. This is produced of plastic from silicone and abs. Which means to be silicone does not use silicone lubes.
This is not recommended for anal use, so for vaginal penetration, water lube is good. This toy uses one battery from AAA. Under the screw off cap, the battery compartment is very small, just enough space for the battery. You will be a slight buzz when you put the top back on when you have the battery inserted properly.

Before I tried a vibe, I realized that I wasn’t able to figure out how to turn the toy on. The Honi Vibe comes with very comprehensive instructions, but to read them I was too enthusiastic. I realized after reading them that you’re going to discover a plus sign and a minus sign incorporated into the toy’s PicoBong phrases. If you hold the plus sign down, you can turn the toy on and boost the fever. After the intensity is high, holding down the plus sign will alter the bubbling pattern again for 2 seconds as per the instructions (which I discovered to be more like 5 seconds). This toy involves 12 distinct patterns. After about 5, I get bored and begin using the pattern I discovered. I’m going to get through all the patterns one day.

I attempted this toy on the clit both externally and internally. The string allows it to be internally placed, but I wouldn’t push it into the body too far. However, the string is not long enough to anally insert this. There’s no flared foundation, and within the rectum this could get lost. I inserted this with one of the models turned on vaginally. It’s possible to feel the pattern, but not very powerful. For me, the vibrations at the top are very soft. It would be a excellent toy for someone who is very delicate or a beginner!

Overall, a beginner’s toy is a 4/5. This is losing stars because if not correctly cleaned, bacteria may get stuck in locations. I would offer this a 3/5 for an experienced user, or someone like me that requires strong vibrations.

This loses the second star due to the weaker intensity of the vibration. I’d definitely offer this as a donation to someone who just starts with toys or is susceptible to the intensity of vibration.

For beginners and delicate customers, Babeland is selling this excellent toy! Go now and get yours!

Review: G4 Big Boss Vibe

POW! The first words that definitely came to mind when I saw this atmosphere. It’s a good size and it’s just enough silicone drag to make you feel great. I’m talking about Babeland’s G4 Big Boss Vibe for this review. I was so excited to get this and I don’t believe I could have opened the paper and box more quickly when the box arrived. Unfortunately, I didn’t read the directions well and wasn’t able to figure out how to charge this. This was my first rechargeable atmosphere, and I was certainly impressed. I didn’t believe a toy would be nice without batteries or plugged into the wall, but that’s certainly what it was. I was certainly prepared to try this out, measuring in at 9 3/4′′ long and 1 3/4′′ wide. Boy, I was disappointed with the reality that I had to wait.

I wasn’t able to figure out how to charge this for my life. The instructions are very small, and on how to plug this in there was no definite direct direction. There was no port to plug in anything, and only a few metal prongs were the charger. I attempted and attempted to find out how this was to be charged. Help from another buddy after 1/2 hour. When we realized that the word “FUN” on the toy’s front was metal, not silver color, we both felt really stupid, and that’s how you charge this toy. Well, for a lengthy charge, off the toy came to the bedroom and for a couple of hours my impatience had to sit still.

Finally, it was time to try out one of the long-awaited toys. The toy’s weight really surprised my partner and I, but how easy it was to use. With this, you can use lube, but only water lube, as silicone lube breaks down this as it is a silicone toy of 100 percent. Well, they’re saying 100% silicone, but plastic and metal is the handle. I enjoy how the handle is a loop handle rather than just something to hold on to. It produced it much easier to thrust soooooo. Having the excitement of using this toy, I have to say, we didn’t need any lube at all.

Very incredible feeling, and great filling helped me. The G4 Big Boss is a excellent boss to also be able to work to fist. The duration of this was incredible, and this head was shaped like a real head of the penis. The silicone was incredibly firm yet pliable, so when thrusting it didn’t hurt. However, this is one of those toys you’d definitely want to use if you’re not used to bigger toys. It’s not the size of your ordinary toy, with the girth being 1 3/4′′. You want to be cautious about touching the cervix, you can cause damage, or permanent damage to the body, as with any toy. This toy can be used on an annual basis, but I would suggest using a condom unless this is the only way to use this toy. This toy can’t be worn as a plug, but within the rectum it doesn’t really have the chance to get lost. For that chance this toy is a tad bit too large.

The checks were quite user-friendly. The buttons are on the handle and activated by contact. You don’t really have to push hard to get them to answer. They light up so that this can be used in the dark. You’ve got a+ sign, a sign, and a* button sign on the handle. The toy can be turned on by the star sign and the plus sign. When held down, the minus sign turns off the toy, bringing it down to the smallest environment and off. The plus sign improves the toy’s intensity. The star sign shifts to the toy’s patterns. Yes, there are even patterns in this toy. They are patterns that I haven’t seen in another toy, honestly. Neither are they your ordinary ones. The patterns are as follows: bzzzzzz, heavier bzzzzzzz, bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz bzzz, 3 fast bzz repeat bzz, and greater bzzz than start over.

The big boss of the G4 isn’t noisy. Through a blanket it could be heard but not through a gate. Sadly, after a little bit, the largest setting can start numbing your hand. We chose to use this toy without the vibrations because with the ridges along the toy’s length, the toy itself had more than enough feeling. The penis head also strokes the correct G spot, and if used well can cause the correct individual to squirt.

The funniest part of this toy was when my partner chose that she would simply not be able to see what the toy felt like. Then she herself thrust the toy inside of me. The feeling of OMG was incredible and it didn’t hurt at all. This toy was strong enough to do double vaginal penetration with but pliable enough. She said she also had a great sensation for her. The toy did not hurt her skin, nor did it hurt when she thrusted.

I would offer this toy a 4 out of 5 stars overall. Only because the instructions on how to charge this were not evident, which had little impact on the stars. The main reason this in stars went down is the fact that this toy causes the sensations of hand numbing. I hate it in a toy, and it makes me want to use less of the vibrations. I enjoy toys that are in the toy’s head or body and less in the toy’s grip.

I’d suggest this toy and suggest it to friends.

Review: Encounter – Ultimate Anal Lube

Today the incredible individuals at Lucky Bloke bring us our evaluation.

It’s a bit of AMAZING lube. As many lubes claim so much, I didn’t really have high hopes for it, but I was prepared to try another lube. Boy, when this lube did more than just lubricate, it was a shock!

The Encounter: Ultimate Anal Lube was something I didn’t have high hopes for because with mint extract it claimed to assist relax the muscles. For stuff like relaxing the muscles and lube FAILING, I’ve read too many allegations. This DIDN’t fail this lube. It made GREAT steps to make anal SO much better in an anal lube.

This lube claims to be thick, and it’s thick to my dear, but not to the point that I can’t use it. It’s heavy but silky. Do you not feel like using a water-based lube at all. This has a silicone lube’s consistency but is a water-based lube. So yes, this lube is secure for silicone toy! Also this lube is regarded secure for latex!

The ingredients are listed as: Water, Propylene, Glycol, Hydroxyethylicellulose, Butylene glycol, Carbomer, Cymbopogon Schoenanthus Extract, Eugenia, Caryophyllus Flower Extract, Lycium Barbarum Fruit Extract, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract, PEG-45 M, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate, Triethanolamine, DMDM Hydantoin, Melissa Officinalis Extract, Panax Ginseng Root Extract.

This bottle is also great! It’s not a bottle of squeeze pump. I found that when dealing with lube, this is so much easier because you don’t need to hold the bottle to get the lube out. It also has a great hard-clear cap, so it doesn’t leak anywhere. The 2 oz bottle gets REALLY far. We used it quite a few times and made in the bottle barely a dent. This only applies to 6.99 on their website! This is a wonderful deal! They also give condoms to be purchased with all your orders!

Now, I bet you’re still wondering right about this mint extract? Something as easy as mint could never assist to relax the anal muscles. BUT my partner and I decided to use it, and she didn’t even understand that I was going into her. She was so shocked and loved her feeling. No tingling, no strange feeling. She was just relaxing very fast. For anyone who requires something to assist them overcome anal pain, I would suggest this.

Lucky Bloke was amazing to send me this lube and quickly I’ll get more out of them! I can’t wait for more of their products to attempt. Check their website and make sure you are now ordering yours!

Review: Bootie by Fun Factory

Babeland gave me the chance to try Fun Factory’s Bootie in return for a review, and I’m very grateful for that!

The Bootie is a relatively tiny anal plug that is very simple to use anal plug. It is curved to have a natural fit within any body and at its widest point is about 3 inches long and 1 inch in diameter.

I liked this toy for walking around or for intercourse as a periodic plug at any time. For that little sexy secret, it was tiny enough for me to want to wear it outside the bedroom, yet big enough to fill me so I could feel it good during sex. Unlike most individuals, my anus tends to expel stuff instead of sucking them in (which is what a flared base is there to avoid), but without any attempt I was able to maintain this in. Usually I’m going to have anal toys that just slip out in seconds, so I was really happy about that.

The Bootie is made of Silicone, making it a very comfortable fit due to its flexibility. The angle given in this toy is a natural curve that will surely suit everybody well. The flared base is more of a form of an anchor than a flare, but it fits beautifully between the cheeks without feeling it’s there. The Bootie comes in both Black and Purple, so far as I can say, I received the purple one.

This toy is 100% Silicone and is very simple to look after and tidy. Silicone is soft and non-porous, so you can wash it with a toy cleaner, 10% bleach solution, wipes it or it can be completely disinfected by boiling it for 3 minutes or dropping it into your dishwasher’s top rack. The name of the manufacturer is in a kind of engraved fashion on the toy, so during the cleaning process you will need to pay extra attention to that section to ensure that all grooves are actually cleaned out, but other than that, there are no seams or grooves to make it uncomfortable and you can’t feel the name of the manufacturer. Being silicone, you should stick to water-based lubricants as lubes based on silicone gradually eat away from the toy over time.

This toy was packed inside a cardboard box in a molded plastic shell. It also came with a care sheet and an information booklet on some of the other toys from Fun Factory as well as a sample package of their water-based lubricant, which I appreciated because it had a very silicone-based feeling because I’m not one for water-based lubes because of the moment it wears off and how it goes during use. Their brand remained where it was meant to be, like a gel or silicone, and without the need for re-application it lasted quite some time.

Review: Black Label Jack Rabbit Anniversary Edition

I got the Black Label Jack Rabbit Anniversary Edition for the CalExotics Sexpert review this month. Right now there are so many rabbits on the market, so you should do some research before you pick one out. The BLJR is a dual stimulus atmosphere, which these days is my preference. It also has two other features I prefer, it’s waterproof and it’s made of silicone.

Since it is made of silicone, it is compatible only with lubricants based on water. This rabbit’s tip is slightly rounded and appears realistic.  It also has a ridge down the middle of the shaft, which once the toy was inserted I couldn’t feel. The shaft has a swirled design, which is purely decorative and does not provide any additional stimulation.

It was very simple to use the Jack Rabbit. ABS plastic is the control panel. The Jack Rabbit has 5 buttons on the shaft base control panel. The center button is the energy button to push before any of the other buttons are going to operate. The top button regulates the rabbit arm’s 7 vibration features. The two bottom buttons boost or reduce the rotation and vibration of the shaft. Depending on user choice, the vibrations of the clitoral arm and shaft may be used together or separately. The rabbit is running on three AA batteries. It was a bit of a pain to open and close the battery cover.

The shaft is dense and when inserted, it gave a very complete impression. I started using a little additional lube because of the shaft’s thickness. For me, the rotations were an additional bonus. It took a lot of maneuvering for me to get any pleasure from the clitoral arm. It’s not something that fits completely with the anatomy of every woman, so you might have to play with it a little to find out what works best for you.


  • easy to use
  • easy to clean
  • dual stim
  • thick
  • silicone
  • waterproof- no difference in strength when underwater that I noticed


  • may not fit everyone’s anatomy
  • lint magnet
  • 3 AA batteries
  • rather loud

Overall, I’d say this is certainly one I’d consider buying. The Jack Rabbit should be placed in a cloth bag, preferably away from other toys. It’s a lint magnet to be warned, but then I realized again that most of my silicone toys are. It is a turnoff that 3 AA batteries are required, but for an additional portion of change there is a rechargeable version of this atmosphere available. Whether with soap / water, toy cleaner or toy wipes, it’s simple to wash. For me, the main downside of this rabbit was the toy’s own loudness. If you use this and don’t want anyone to know about it, be sure to switch on some music before the noise begins to muffle.

Thank you CalExotics for reviewing this!

Baconlube is the most incredible product ever!

That’s all genuine! The first time I saw the ad above, I laughed at my ass. It’s really funny. I was thinking it was fake. It turns out that it was fake; but tons of individuals wrote to them asking them to make it, J&D decided to make it.

You have always been a bacon lover. Well, with baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant, you can be a bacon lover now. No more horrifying bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns in the bedroom experiments.
FACT–Bacon is a passion for people.  According to a latest study by Maple Leaf Foods, Canada’s market leader in the bacon category, more than four in 10 (43 percent) selected bacon when asked to choose between bacon and sex.  Canadians will never again have to choose between two of the biggest pleasures of life thanks to baconlube.  So you’re Canada’s welcome, you’re welcome, we have your back.
J&D’s baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America, and is the gold standard for meat-flavored oils.  We’ve only produced a very tiny amount of this pork-flavored nectar and it’s accessible during the last supply.
What began as a joke from April Fool is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of individuals who emailed, harassed and sent us specific explanations of what they were going to do with it (thanks for that).

Just hold it with the baconlube of Sizzlin. For more, they’re going to be bacon.

P.S. It is vegan-safe, making this the ideal gift in your lives for the vegetarian.

The minute I heard about it, I KNOW that I had to attempt. I lastly got my hands on this vegan’s bottle of pork-loving (yep, it’s true, there were no pigs harmed to create it). I opened and smelled that bottle. It really smells like bacon. The problem is the taste. It has some hickory flavor, but being bacon isn’t salty enough. I don’t understand about you, but I love salty, fat bacon cooked to a pretty crisp.

I think they’re expecting you to get the complete taste at the end, like a treat. I used this only for blow jobs and refused to bring it close to my vag, the same applies to all flavored lubes.

Baconlube is the original item from J&D and can be bought in a 2 oz bottle for $11.99 from their page. When I was investigating their Bacon Salt, I went across the lube and purchased it from another website. Unfortunately, we’re all out of Bacon Salt. That was all very well, and I have to buy more. Maybe I should just add in the Baconlube some Bacon Salt to get the correct flavour?

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